Title:	FOUND IT!!!
Date:	2009-11-05 @ 10:46
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Title:	Amusing...
Date:	2009-09-10 @ 08:39
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...recited on A Prairie Home Companion recently:

[apologies to dog-people, who may or may not be offended]

( The Revenant by Billy Collins )

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Title:	YIKES!!
Date:	2009-08-13 @ 13:25
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Courtesy of HJude!!

Giant water slide jump

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Title:	HAD to do it, for THE GNOME!!
Date:	2009-06-29 @ 22:43
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( And THESE are the reasons I'll never hear The Ninth or Carmina Burana the same way again: )

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Title:	Tuath13 MADE me do it!!
Topics:	kittence
Date:	2009-06-11 @ 14:10
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I eschewed the obvious ones, like "MINE!!" or "BUSTED!!" or even "MY PRECIOUS..." for these:

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Title:	Quick Hit...
Date:	2009-06-06 @ 11:38
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mrs. HJUDE!!

...Shall make brownies in your honor today.

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Title:	This one's for Mrs. JeffX... [and all the other geeks out there.]
Date:	2009-05-31 @ 02:22
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It's a REUBENS' TUBE - a soundwave made visible by FIRE!!

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Title:	I BLAME TUATH13... AGAIN. (sigh)
Topics:	toys
Date:	2009-05-21 @ 11:23
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Your result for The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?)...

Lord of the Misfits (QLAM)

Quirky Liberal Alpha Male

You are similar to The Fratt Boy, in that you often try to take care of peers you percieve as less successful, but with the added benefit that you actually understand those on the fringes. You are a good ally to have, but people might be hurt if they believe your universal good will is a sign of a close friendship. You are nice to everyone, but you know who your true friends are. In terms of dating, you want someone who shares your interests; other than that, anything goes.

You are more QUIRKY than NORMAL.

You are more LIBERAL than TRADITIONAL.

You are more DOMINANT than PASSIVE.

When picking a date, consider: The Rarity (QTAF), The Renaissance Faire Wench (QLAF), The Librarian (QTBF), or The Emo Girl (QLBF)

(Image from UNC Library Website)

Take The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?) at HelloQuizzy

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Title:	Breaking and entering... DOUBLE BOTCH!!
Date:	2009-05-12 @ 10:42
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Title:	SPRINGSTEEN!!!!!!
Date:	2009-05-03 @ 18:57
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OPENED WITH BADLANDS!!

HARD VERSION OF JOHNNY 99 - PLUS OPEN JAM!!

FORGOT HOW MUCH NILS LOFGREN KICKS ASS!!

MAX WEINBERG'S SON IS FUCKING AMAZING!! [Played first half of gig, on his father's set!!]

TOOK REQUESTS FROM THE AUDIENCE!! [7th Son, Hang on Sloopy (?!)]

CLOSED WITH GLORY DAYS!!

[Alas: no Darkness, no AC, no Rosie... (sigh)]

BLLLEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*runs around in circle*

*collapses*

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Title:	YESSSSS!!!!
Date:	2009-04-20 @ 14:00
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Thanks, Tuath13!!

http://www.lollyphile.com/maple-bacon.php

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Title:	Sometimes, something like this MUST be done.
Date:	2009-04-16 @ 16:15
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Title:	I blame Tuath13!!
Date:	2009-04-05 @ 20:54
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Dear T,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants under a street light and I saw you hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and thanks for the Cocaine.

Go drown yourself.

--M.

( Wanna send your own love letter? Here's how!! )

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Title:	Once upon a Midnight Dreary...
Date:	2009-03-31 @ 12:19
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[courtesy of Mrs.

skulltavern]

Edgar Allan Poe: Five Essentials for the Betterment of a Story

In a recently-found treatise, Poe* set down the following advice for bettering a story:

1. Employ an unreliable narrator, preferably one who doesn’t know he is insane and has no recollection of such events as digging into a grave to rip out the teeth of his recently departed lover.

2. Include a beautiful woman with raven locks and porcelain skin, preferably quite young, and let her die tragically of some unknown ailment.

3, Use grandiloquent words, such as heretofore, forthwith, and nevermore. A little Latin will also enhance the text.

4. Do not shy away from such grotesqueries as inebriation, imprisonment, insanity, and men costumed as orangutans being burned to death.

5. When in doubt, bury someone alive.

[* - Poe didn’t really compose this advice, but, as he was fond of a good hoax, we hope he would be pleased by this affectionate charade.]

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Title:	Meme from 'Cat: Song Titles
Date:	2009-03-19 @ 12:31
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Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE artist, cleverly answer these questions.

Big surprise: ( BRUCE. )

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Title:	How many more times???
Topics:	kittence
Date:	2009-03-13 @ 15:13
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Photo courtesy of 'Cat. [31 December 2007]

...And one of Jonny. Yup, he's STILL my familiar; the smirk says it all.

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Title:	I've been assimilated...
Date:	2009-03-13 @ 12:12
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After much grumbling (big surprise) and under extreme duress, I have joined Facebook. (sigh) Don't expect me to be on it much; it's just for random invites and shit. Friend me if you wish, but I'll still be doing most of my communications (such as they are) on LJ - where literacy is (presumably) MANDATORY.

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Title:	And here's one for the English majors...
Date:	2009-03-04 @ 10:14
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Funny how Square Root Day this year is followed immediately by National Grammar Day. Guess it's a bonus for the (pitifully few) people like me who scored exactly the same in Math and Verbal. Just proves to y'all that I'm just as competent as most of you fuckers; I just didn't min-max my goddamn stats!!

Nonetheless, it's a good excuse to haul this out - I've been absently collecting the List of Rock & Roll's WORST Grammatical Violations. I had a bunch stockpiled, but as of this moment I can only think of:

"'Til the stars fall from the sky, for YOU AND I." - The Doors, "Touch Me"

"We'll get there FAST and then we'll take it SLOW." - Beach Boys, "Kokomo"

"I wish I WAS in LA." - Mamas & Papas, "California Dreaming"

"I know you got another man, but I can love you BETTER THAN HIM." - Black Crowes, "Hard to Handle"

"I CAN'T GET NO satisfaction." - duh.

Any other obvious ones I've missed? Sigh. Can't wait for Mondegreen Day. (smirk)

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Title:	It's hip to be square...?
Date:	2009-03-03 @ 06:43
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Here's one for the more-than-a-few math d0rks I know:

( 3/3/09: Math fans to celebrate Square Root Day )

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Title:	Two reasons why LOVE SUCKS.
Topics:	kittence
Date:	2009-02-17 @ 10:29
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( And here's one for Our Next Live Album... )

And here are the ones I posted on the CatMacro LJ comm: http://community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/4978857.html

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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